that when you’re told you can’t have something, even if it’s only temporary, that you actually crave it at that very moment?! That’s me right now. I mean I really, REALLY want this
unfortunately I can’t have any of that… *sigh*
Stupid Novocaine! The entire front of my face, my nose, my upper lip and cheeks are COMPLETELY numb and will be at least the next 2 hours. Great… no dinner for me!
But wait.. milkshakes! I can do a milkshake, right? I mean it could be deemed medically necessary since I can’t eat anything and I mean I *could* starve in those 2 hours, right??? So I figure I would try to drink milk through a straw. I mean if I can do that then Hello Mr. Chocolate Frosty Shake! Um yeah.. See there’s a reason why you should listen to the dentist when they say don’t drink or eat for X amount of time after having work done. Needless to say I WORE my milk on my shirt, my bra and apparently on my face as I felt NOTHING dribbling out!
Yeah.. picture that. Oh yeah, I was just dead sexy! NOT! EPIC fail!
So as I made Mr. Fantabulous dinner my stomach was growling and I silently cursed the dentist, the dental hygienist and Mr. Fantabulous! LOL
*sigh* So yeah, whoa is me. What was funny is after I changed and wiped my face off I had to put on lip gloss (side note.. did you ever notice how dry your lips get at the dentist??) I get it on my lower lip just fine and not thinking start up, what I thought, was my upper lip. Again, WRONG! I should have taken a picture of my face as you all would have busted out laughing because since I have no feeling there right now I ended up with red lip gloss on my cheek, the area between my lip and nose, on my nose and around the other side. I completely missed my top lip! I looked like a clown! Now THAT was hot! LOL
Hopefully you all had a really great dinner and your bellies are all contently full. Just do me a favor, have one extra bite for me and subliminally send me thoughts of how good it is (note.. nothing cucky though as I’m a really finicky eater). K Thanks, bye 🙂